Dining With Plastic Forks

Kale G: So, it's been a while, and I think I can safely blame Phil.  Granted, he's been snowed under with work, but still.  Blaming Phil in the first post in a while feels only right and natural.  Since Phil has been unable to find time to write, I guess that leaves it up to me - while Phil and I will still go to all these places and take all these pretty pictures, we'll need someone to fill in for the second voice on the blog.  What we need... is a sock puppet.

Sock-Puppet Phil B: Hola!

KG: So, until such time as he can find time, or until have a sock puppet speak for him shames him into writing, myself and Sock-Puppet Phil B will be taking over the writing duties on the blog here.  Also, I'll be blocking anonymous comments, as we seems to be getting more bots commenting than real people.

SP PB: Es una problema.

KG: ...

SP PB: Que?

KG: SP stands for "Sock-Puppet", not "Spanish" you dolt!

SP PB: Oooh.

KG: Well, this idea is off to a rocky start.  But in the meantime, today we head to eat at a place for you, the people.  Monday, review!  See everyone on Monday!

SP PB: Do I get food?

KG: No.